untitled. because i say so.

Sledding Crow : Not only does he slide down the roof slant...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:39:52 -0500

Sledding Crow : Not only does he slide down the roof slant on something that looks like an tiny inner tube, but he carries it back up to the top to do it again! And why not? Sledding is a lot of fun, even for crows.

Pwn Stars : Link needs a bit of money. Since he can find...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:36:42 -0500

Pwn Stars : Link needs a bit of money. Since he can find pieces of the Triforce anywhere, why not sell the one he has? Unfortunately for Link, he’s up against Rick Harrison, the owner of the pawn shop featured on the reality TV show Pawn Stars. Link has many skills. Haggling is not one of them.

Watch This Japanese Man Jam With A Celery Flute… sweet!

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:11:26 -0500

Watch This Japanese Man Jam With A Celery Flute… sweet!

The Flaming Lips - Christmas at the Zoo

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:19:11 -0500

The Flaming Lips - Christmas at the Zoo

Granpa Shuffelin’

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:13:19 -0500

Granpa Shuffelin’

Bearded Dragon playing Ant Crusher… This is wicked...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:38:18 -0500

Bearded Dragon playing Ant Crusher… This is wicked cool!!!!

Cockatiel sings Mario… sweet!

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 18:54:57 -0500

Cockatiel sings Mario… sweet!

The Most Awful Image (that will still make you laugh)

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 19:47:03 -0500

The Most Awful Image (that will still make you laugh)

Watch as this old lady tries Pop Rocks for the first time and no...

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 19:20:02 -0500

Watch as this old lady tries Pop Rocks for the first time and no doubt comes to the realization that the entirety of her life up to this point was wasted without them!

izkyoot: this picture is irrelephant 画

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:14:13 -0400

izkyoot:

this picture is irrelephant 画

Badger, I Eat You you are dumb you have the brain of a badger I...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:34:18 -0400

Badger, I Eat You
you are dumb you have the brain of a badger
I am smart I have a human brain
I EAT YOU

“Wayne Coyne loves animals, Steven Drozd is kind to...

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:04:52 -0400

“Wayne Coyne loves animals, Steven Drozd is kind to children, and together they front the world’s finest neo-psychedelia rock band, The Flaming Lips. They are the kind of people we need in the White House helping make America f***ing cool again.”

Photo

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 08:00:44 -0400

Miami Invaded By Giant, House-Eating Snails They can grow to be...

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 10:40:03 -0400

Miami Invaded By Giant, House-Eating Snails

They can grow to be 10 inches long. They leave a slimy trail of excrement wherever they go. They harbor the microscopic rat-lung worm, which can transmit meningitis to humans. And they will literally eat your house.

“They’ll attach to the side of the house and eat the stucco off the side of the house,” Gaskalla says. The snails are also attracted to garbage and pet food that’s been left out.

Frank and Louie is the world’s oldest two-faced cat, which...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 19:15:57 -0400

Frank and Louie is the world’s oldest two-faced cat, which is not to say he is deceitful or insincere.

Rather, the fluffy, gray feline with two mouths, two noses and three eyes, turned 12 years old this month, setting the record for “longest surviving Janus cat,” Sara Wilcox, a Guinness World Records spokeswoman said on Tuesday.

SATELLITE SHRAPNEL TOP TIPS: NASA junk heading for you!

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:11:57 -0400

SATELLITE SHRAPNEL TOP TIPS: NASA junk heading for you!:

SATELLITE SHRAPNEL TOP TIPS:

10. Wear a helmet. Permanently.

9. Avoid open spaces like farms and lakes. Strange things always happen to people there in movies.

8. If it’s shiny and in the sky - run for the nearest cave or building. It could be aliens anyway so best to avoid it all together.

7. Carry you mother in law on your shoulders. I’m just saying

6. Learn to ninja roll. Ninjas can dodge everything and so can you.

5. Walk in groups. The stats say its 1 in 3200 people that may get hit. Not 4 in 6.

4. Wear flip flops on Friday. Stats show that you are more likely to get hit by a satellite on Friday wearing shoes.

3. Eat breakfast. Not only will it help you perform no.6 but it’s important to start the day fresh and full.

2. Don’t stand near an American. Everything happens in or to an American. Apparently.

1. Pretend to be an animal. The stats say nothing about the odds of being hit if you are a cat or a dog.

Good Luck

There’s A Secret Stack Of Pancakes On The $5 Bill

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 20:50:37 -0400

There’s A Secret Stack Of Pancakes On The $5 Bill

Are Unicorns Real?

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:36:55 -0400

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Axe-Wielding Bird ATTACKS! Will nothing stop him?!?

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:39:54 -0400

Axe-Wielding Bird ATTACKS! Will nothing stop him?!?

Henry Rollins has lost his tattoos! Draw some new ones to cheer...

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 10:22:39 -0400

Henry Rollins has lost his tattoos!
Draw some new ones to cheer him up!